Any Bursts of Friendliness Planned This Weekend?
On a lighter note, I think I'll have to adopt this new euphemism:
Long ago, in a burst of friendliness, Aunty and Uncle Jimmy produced a son named Henry.
I also like this metaphor:
Talking to Francis gave me the sensation of settling slowly to the bottom of the ocean. He was the most boring child I ever met.
And I think I know a few people who relate to this sentiment:
"I shall never marry, Atticus."
"Why?"
"I might have children."
Long ago, in a burst of friendliness, Aunty and Uncle Jimmy produced a son named Henry.
I also like this metaphor:
Talking to Francis gave me the sensation of settling slowly to the bottom of the ocean. He was the most boring child I ever met.
And I think I know a few people who relate to this sentiment:
"I shall never marry, Atticus."
"Why?"
"I might have children."
posted by Degolar at 6:53 PM
3 Comments:
I have no idea who you're talking about.
By far the best quote and good advice in general..
"Don't eat things you find."
Is that some sort of lame southern euphemism for sex? Burst of friendliness, indeed.
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